The Eucalyptus Lane series is a trilogy set in Palo Alto, California that blends crime fiction and romance into a pulpy Silicon Valley soap opera. The series begins with Poser, wherein failed drug dealer Ambrose, following advice from his crush (and co-worker at his day job), Bennie, hides out in her sister's guest house posing as a Stanford grad student to avoid being roughed up by his thuggish connection. Maintaining a fake identity has its perils, and Ambrose runs squarely into trouble–only not in the way he would've ever expected. For fans of serial drama, the novels Poser, Cracker, and Baller offer a world of transgressive fiction and neonoir romance set in the Bay Area’s “back alleys and bedrooms.”
While the Eucalyptus Lane novels explore the grittier flip-side of upscale suburban life, one thing about this series that stands out to many readers is the emphasis on good food and drink. The following is a list of the Top Ten meals, desserts and treats featured in the novels, and why they’re significant, along with recipes. If you're looking for a new series with quirky, broken characters to fall in love with, a spicy book club selection that'll get folks talking over appetizers and cocktails, or a nightstand companion sure to keep you awake into the wee hours, read on to whet your appetite.
1. The Birthday Dinner Pompano: Mike, tech-mogul-by-marriage, promises Jessica he'll be home early. Against her better judgment, she chooses to believe him and prepares a fabulous dinner for the two of them, the highlight of which is pompano in papillote, a specialty she took classes to learn how to prepare, just because she knew he liked it. Waiting for him to come home as the hour grows later and later and texts go unanswered, Jessica's optimism about their future together grows colder along with the fish. Before she finally gives up, the pompano she so lovingly prepared meets an ignominious fate. For a taste of what might have been, try this similar dish for a more deserving spouse or lover–or just for yourself.
2. Rajit’s Homemade Indian Dinner: Renegade techie Rajit is Bennie's neighbor from the apartment down the hall–at first, before she develops a crush on him and things get complicated fast. Before that, Rajit creates a homecooked dinner to thank her for all she's done for him. Bennie sips wine while Rajit whips up a spicy Vegetable Korma, red Lentil dal, and bhindi–just like his mother and grandmother used to make back in Mumbai. Intoxicated by the fragrant Indian spices including freshly ground cardamom that laces the kheer for dessert, the wine, and the closeness they share while dancing to his musician friend's demo reel. Bennie finds herself falling hard ahead of the crash that arrives the next time they have dinner at her place. In the meantime, she allows herself to be swept away, body & soul, learning what it means to live in the moment and lean into possibility, wherever it leads. Create your own vegetarian nirvana and add as much frame (or spice) as you like, beginning with these recipes for vegetable korma, fried bhindi and refreshing kheer, perfect for seduction or a penultimate date. But then, all things happen for a reason. Right?
3. Russian Tea Room Borscht: Intrigue often swirls at the Russian Tea Room in the Richmond District, where owner Alexei has lunch at the back booth nearest the kitchen. Whether plotting with his right-hand man and bodyguard, Dimitri, getting briefed by his surveillance and chief logistics expert Lev, or consulting with and giving orders to his legal counsel, business manager and flamboyant younger brother Maxim, Alexei is usually quietly indulging in one chef Fyodor’s classic Russian dishes, such as Rassolnik, Pelmeni, or a perennial favorite, Borscht. Served by the sexy and ambitious Margarite, from France by way of Montreal, Alexei has a plum view of the maximalist dining room lit by an elaborate chandelier, and shielded from the outside world by heavy red velvet curtains. The tea room is the nerve center of a criminal kingdom that he plans on expanding, in spite of Maxim’s misgivings. Fyodor’s perfectly spiced borscht, based on an old family recipe, is impossible to duplicate, but here's a recipe that comes pretty close. Whether you're plotting your next move over lunch, or about to head off to an afternoon tryst, followed by a slice of Medovik and a cup of Prianyi Chai, it's a most hearty and meditative meal.
4. Bennie's Homemade Tiramisu: If cooking is an art and baking a science, Jessica is the artist of the family, and while Bennie's no scientist, she gained the patience to learn baking as an escape from hers and Jessica's domineering mother and from her recent chaotic and ill-fated romantic relationships with men. Her homemade tiramisu caps off a very promising evening following Jessica's first art show, when she receives a ride home from someone she never expected would sweep her off her feet so completely. She sends him home with an extra big slice and an extra big kiss destined to be the first of many. Want to make your own decadent dessert that will win someone’s heart? Try this recipe for classic tiramisu with melt-in-your-mouth/ melt-someone's-heart homemade ladyfinger cookies.
5. Uncle Ito's Dragon Roll: In Baller, Mistress Momo invites Ambrose out to lunch at her cousin's former sushi restaurant in Japan town where her Uncle Ito still works turning out rolls that are like exquisite works of art. Usually wary of more exotic ingredients like eel and funazushi, Ambrose is dazzled by the sushi chef’s craftsmanship, and with Momo’s coaxing, ends up trying everything. Uncle Ito smokes red Marlboros and is missing a pinky finger, which signifies something more than a slip of his cleaver, as Ambrose had thought initially, and explains why Momo thinks of her uncle as the true badass of her family. It's why Ambrose immediately hires him as a security guard at the dungeon. Short and stocky, Uncle Ito rarely talks but his actions speak louder than words when he senses danger or discord. Don't let the chef's pants fool you–he’s packing heat underneath that Giants windbreaker. Here’s a recipe for dragon roll like the one that Ambrose started with that day. Make it if you dare, and show fam & friends what a true culinary badass you are. Uncle Ito would be proud.
6. Laduree Macrons: After arriving in Paris to meet up with Jessica, Ambrose receives a mysterious call telling him to go to a certain Laduree shop at 9 AM the next morning where all will be revealed concerning a certain missing person. Out of curiosity, Ambrose goes to the shop on Rue Napoleon, makes some purchases, goes back outside where he has a revelation that changes him forever and sparks a breathless chase through the streets of St. Germain, with Ambrose carrying a Laduree box by a string, his already frazzled nerves hanging on by a thread. When he finally hooks up with Jessica later, the macrons turn out to be her favorite Parisian treat, so all's well that ends well, except that after what Ambrose saw outside the macron shop causes nerves him to believe he can never trust anyone ever again. For a taste of the macrons that cause such drama, order here, right from the source. If you want to try making your own, click here.
7. Savoy Tea Room Scones: In Cracker, Maxim tops off his Savile Row shopping spree with tea at the Savoy, a celebration for escaping the orbit of his brother Alexei, and an attempt at escaping his own conscience for leaving Ambrose in the lurch with a mess to clean up and a dead body to dispose of. The fine China and watercress sandwiches can only do so much to assuage Maxim’s guilt, however, and no amount of silk ties nor pastel Egyptian linen shirts with French cuffs can make it better. If living well is the best revenge, then nothing tops being treated like minor royalty dining in the lap of luxury, except possibly finding a way to forget everything that happened back in San Francisco. The tidbit of information he stumbles across as his former boss’s personal assistant sifts through a stack of mail might make up for his earlier cowardly behavior. In the meantime, there are light-as-air scones slathered in Devonshire cream. If you're feeling guilty about some recent, or even long-past transgression that still haunts you, make this, and be redeemed.
8. Dinner-with-Sergei Steamed Mussels with Pomme Frites: Speaking of guilt, fashion designer Phoebe Grace is drowning in a sea of it as she shares a quiet dinner in her Parisian apartment with Sergei, a guardian angel whose wings get clipped when Phoebe realizes his protection comes at a much higher price than she ever anticipated. Not even the starry buzz generated by an endless supply of Dom Perignon can reassure her that she did the right thing in making such radical changes to her life. Not one to shy away from adventure, the terror that the recent changes she's made have led to a colossal misadventure curbs her appetite to the point that she can only eat one kirsch-soaked cherry off the raspberry tart left sitting on the table as she gazes into the fireplace, realizing the wreckage she's left in her wake. Just because Phoebe lets those mussels get cold in their wine and butter sauce (perfect for soaking crispy baguette slices and of course, the pomme frites) doesn’t mean you can’t take comfort in this authentic French-style bistro staple. Be glad you're not carrying around Phoebe's emotional baggage: Hermes, Vuitton or Ferragamo, it's still a heavy weight. Pro tip: Go extra heavy on the garlic to chase any lingering blues away.
9. Bennie's Linzer Hearts: Bennie’s bouts of baking coincide with major pivots in her life and that of others, so in addition to her homemade tiramisu that makes a splash that fateful art-show night, the Linzer heart cookies she bakes in Cracker turn out to be a lifeline for Randy, and how Bennie learns about Terrence’s and Rajit’s checkered professional past at the internet search engine company that fired them both. Terrace claims she could package the cookies and sell them, but the effect they have on Randy the next day and the impact they have on everything going forward can't be contained in a package. Made with love in Bennie's sunny North Beach kitchen, these Linzer hearts, two rich sugar cookies–one with a heart-shaped cutout so that the red raspberry shows through–are truly transformative. Bennie's developed her own recipe over the years, giving these her personal touch, but if you want to create your own healing magic, try this recipe and get ready for the feels they'll stir up. They even win over Randy's mom–and she's no walk in the park!
10. Club Luncheon Creamy Asparagus Soup: After Mary-Ann’s breakdown in Baller, her first reappearance is her “swan song” luncheon with the club ladies where she receives a glass gavel for all her years serving as committee chair for countless charity galas and fundraisers. Perhaps it's a bit ironic that this ending marks a new beginning but the chain of events following this champagne soaked oh-so-proper lunch is life-altering not only for Mary-Ann but for others as well. For the first time in a long time, Mary-Ann is in rare form, chatty and glad to leave this part of her life behind. One of the highlights of this classic club ladies’ annual event is the fresh Asparagus soup, creamy and comforting, brightened with a dash of lemon zest just before serving, silky with butter and cream, but not heavy. If you have obstacles to overcome, enemies (or frenemies) to deal with, or simply want to move on from past hurts, fortify yourself with this soup and you'll see things in a whole new light (ample amounts of champagne optional).
These are just a few of the meals and treats featured in the novels, but among the most significant (to plot and character). As in reality, life often revolves around meals, family gatherings, and baked goods created with love (or in the wake of loss) can also offer healing (or even a lifeline in hard times): a reminder that someone truly cares.
In addition to those listed already, for a wonderful selection of fresh and delicious California-inspired recipes that would easily grace Jessica’s, Bennie’s, or Mary-Ann’s tables on any given weeknight or weekend, visit the Two Cloves Kitchen Food Blog, my new go-to for Cali-fresh recipes!